Driving License

I've been going to driving classes in Kapar, and all, and tomorrow is my QTI!

QTI stands for Qualifying Test at the Institute by the way. Weird, weird name.

Anyways, I am wayyyyy not ready to take any Q, T or I. 

The QTI consists of four parts. Or two, if you want to be all stuck to the rules.

Bahagian II is where you drive. On the road. Not so bad. All you have to do is just be scared whenever a huge lorry goes on the right/left side of you and may just crash you and you may just die. Nothing much.

Bahagian III is the more dreaded part where you have to learn how to park, park on a hill, start moving when you  have unnecessarily parked on a hill, and do a three-point turn. 

(Bahagian I was the Ujian Undang-Undang Keselamatan Jalan, by the way)

The best part about parking on a hill is that not ONLY do you have to park on a hill, you also have to park specifically on a yellow line. I mean, come on?? Are there yellow lines on hills all over the world? What do you do when there is no yellow line? Don't park??

I HATE the hill. Really. I'm always either halfway on the yellow line, not on the yellow line, or on the yellow line. It's all so frustrating. 

I wan button cars. You know like...

Button A : Stop on the yellow line.

Button B : Go.

Button C : Stop. Temporarily.

Button D : Park.

Button E : Engine Die.

Button F : I Die. 

Button G : Fingerprint/Retina Scan Start Button for Multiple Users (Up to 3 car users only - Password Required)
and very importantly,
Button H : Pass JPJ test and get P license.

Now, how cool would THAT be??

(P.S. Just try not to press the wrong button)


**13/3/2011 - I passed my QTI!!! ^does a dance^**